why should I lie?

why should I lie?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Mr. Tony Hayward, Esq.
Dear Tony,

While complaining for the shit business you have inherited from the declared faggot Lord John Browne, I would like to remind you that your ass is particularly exposed to the intentions of vengeance expressed on several occasions by your counterparts.
Please, appreciate the elegance of the U.S. President, Mr.Obama. He just expressed his intention to kick your ass (he never added whether this action would be only a first step to his complete satisfaction).
Most of the Louisiana fishers and shrimp farmers are nevertheless prepared to organize for your seating facilities a more deep going service, probably to be defined “unforgettable”.
The pelicans do not need any additional tool in order to satisfy themselves. And we do not know yet the intentions of the alligators.
Well. To sail along the coast of UK and to play golf with your high located UK friends was a wise decision.
The adage “far away from the sight, far away from the heart” for many, many Americans can become “far away from the sight, far away from your ass”.
Think of it, my dear…unless beside the catastrophic management decisions, you have inherited other habits from your predecessor Lord John Browne.

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